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THE MACGUFFIN MEN: This is Just a Working Title
Sex & relationships
So if no one ever seems to be embarrassed around you, you're probably ugly.
How come Everything's more embarrassing around attractive people?
In my ideal world, I will meet my future husband at a second hand bookstore as we are reaching for the same copy of Searching for Bobby Orr.
Books are Sexy
One could make an argument and appeal to an individual’s prospect of choice as a last line of defense, but ultimately this argument doesn’t end well.
Monkey in the Middle
“Just to cuddle for a while.” This, for those of you that are unaware, is code for “my loins are longing to connect with yours.
So hey, maybe that projectile vomiting actually did give me some valuable insight: a) that people can be super compassionate and non-judgmental and b) never forget to drink lots of water.
Bad Night, Good Friends
You’re filthy rich and poor people might like to watch you spend your cash on eccentric and gaudy things? REALITY TV-SHOW.
Reality TV: What A Fail*
These are just a few, if I missed your favorite, I can always be persuaded into doing a Part II. XOXOXO
What Your Beer Says About You
the penis has a mind of its own causing it to often become excited in inopportune and inappropriate situations
The Awkwardness of Boners
Like the adolescent who, despite his insatiable boners gives all his class presentations in sweatpants, the sexual call of the saxophone does not apologize.
The Saxophone: Nature's Sexiest Instrument
By the time the greeks rolled around, humans had figured out that they could make up stories about all kinds of talking animals.
Fables for a Degenerate Culture: the blacksmith
Your boyfriend isn’t tragically leaving to fight the war, he’s right in the seat next to you so I would suggest calming the fuck down.
PDA, Just Stop.
Sushi exemplifies hipsterism almost as succinctly as the iconic beard itself: it is the epitome of form over function.
Coffee and Sushi: Bullshit?
Here’s my personal favourite: listen to melodramatic sad music on the bus and stare out the window like you’re in a music video
One For The Commuters
After being stabbed a bunch you get a good firm wipe from a tissue.
Why Getting Tattoos Can Suck