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Inevitably, a couple such as yourselves will be interested in going out for dinner – WRONG! Restaurants are notorious for charging people money to eat their food.
Dating on a Budget
Sex & relationships
Sex & relationships
The little things are what make us happy... That being said
Ask Moe: So... Deepthroat?
At some point in every woman’s life she gets faced with an opportunity to date an obscenely older man.
Dating Older Men: More Baggage, Less Dick
“Tossing the salad” is misleading--if you’re sticking your tongue inside, then you’re doing it wrong.
A Straight Guy's Guide to Gay Men*
If she is 16, and you are Roman Polanski. No means no.
Ask Moe: The Meaning of No
Toe-curling orgasms are a lot less sexy when your toes are curling in your socks, so let’s all make a conscious effort to remove our socks before getting it on.
Stop Having Sex with Your Socks On
Either so you can go to the beach and kick sand in nerds’ faces or come to the rescue of said nerds in the face of meathead oppression
The 4 Reasons you workout
But I digress. You need answers. You came here for advice. God knows you cant come in her.
Ask Moe: If I ask "Am I in Yet?" Is She Too Loose?
well then they’re an asshole and they don’t deserve your wonderful asshole.
The Deal with Butt Sex
Stop worrying about whether or not she has an STD
Ask Moe: What's the optimal 2 door car sex position?
The old tales we grew up on do not consist of Kings’ treasure hiding in PayPal accounts
Guest Post - Virtual Dating
That is not part of what we call the real fucking world.
What Are These "Sparks" You Speak Of?*
Dear Vic, I've been with my girlfriend for over three years now. I'm always telling her I love herbut she says I don't show it enough. Any thoughts?
Real Advice For Fake People: Insecure Lovers
Description is important but you don’t want to become a John Irving in the boudoir.
unless they happen to be an excessively charming, perfectly sociable cyborg; in that case, consider not dating a cyborg
We All Suck at First Dates